Chris Hague

Chris Hague

This is the bio of Brisbane comedian Chris Hague. In their bio most comics bang on about how famous they are, where they’ve worked, who they’ve worked with blah blah – not Chris Hague.

Hague is funny – it’s believed he has some sort of low level mental problem but refuses to get any firm diagnosis in case authorities make him wear a Stackhat when he drives. He is quirky, charming and can smell colours. A Brisbane boy who can see through time and space, Hague has a five letter surname ending in e.

Chris once made someone (insert high school chum’s name and made up address) laugh so hard they ended up legally blind, but thanks to Hague’s good looks their eyes wanted to see him so badly that their eyesight decided to stop being lost and restored itself.

Many famous people have been witness to the comic genius of the Haguenator, including – Brett Godfrey (Virgin), Bruce Samazan (90’s heart throb), also a guy from the Liberal Party (who was pretty low down on the food chain, sure, but he saw him!), that woman that threw a shoe at him, and various blue collar workers who probably got free tickets.

(don’t forget to insert quote to finish off strongly) “Has anyone seen my keys? I put them just there and now they’re gone … I mean I just put them down five seconds ago for goodness sake!” Come and say hello. Love, Chris.

Name: Chris Hague

Age: 30

Years in Biz: 5

Club started in: Sit Down Comedy Club – Paddo Tavern

First Car: 1969 VW Beetle

Dream Car: 1970 VW Beetle

Fave book: The Bible (on cassingle)

Fave film: My ‘Yellow Cabs’ commercial

Fave muso/cd: Summer 87 (Various Artists)

Fave holiday: Japan 09

Fantasy dinner party guests: The entire population of Fraggle Rock.

Dumbest thing you ever did: Put pimple cream instead of toothpaste on my toothbrush